Live Together, Die Alone: Archive

Dec 31st

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“My ambition is to be happy.”

– Penelope Cruz (via kari-shma) OK, I really do love Penelope, but come on… Does it anger anyone else when celebrities say things like this? Like, bitch, you get to screw Javier Bardem on the daily and get nominated for Oscars just for standing on screen and smoldering a bit. DON’T EVEN...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Taylor Tetreau

 (after I finish ranting about how much I hate her for hating Wuthering Heights)
Taylor: BUT I STILL LIKE THE SCARLET LETTER D:
 Imagine us reenacting that in a turret in Europe... I'll be Pearl, you can be Hester.
Me: THAT COULD'VE GONE SO MANY WAYS, BUT YOU CAST YOURSELF AS THE FUCKING BABY BAHAHA
Taylor: people fling mud at me and you're the fierce cunt
 ISN'T THAT THE WAY OUR LIVES WORK

Dec 25th

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Thank you for calling Family Video, where kids'...

First shift back at the FamVid tonight, and I thought I would bring you through some highlights: -New tall black male coworker is the best thing that ever happened to me. While we really don’t talk, he makes me feel safe for two reasons. One, he was in the military for four years. Two, he gets along with the scary people, which means he can calm them down if they get angry about a late fee...

Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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I Danced Today for the First Time in Four Months

And GOD it felt good. It’s the only real exercise I’ve gotten in quite some time. I felt incredibly refreshed, not to mention wonderfully happy. I miss that place and those people.

Dec 23rd

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Hey Kanye, brb, Nicki's just gonna steal your song...

Pull up in the monster automobile gangster with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka you could be the King but watch the Queen conquer ok first things first I’ll eat your brains then I’mma start rocking gold teeth and fangs cause that’s what a muthafucking monster do hairdresser from Milan, thats the monster do monster Giuseppe heel that’s the monster...

Dec 23rd

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But Seriously

Remind me to ask holidays off next year. I came to work today to find that I work 12-8 on Christmas Eve, 6-12:30 on Christmas, and 6-12:30 on New Year’s Eve. That’s right. You heard me. 6-12:30 ON NEW YEAR’S EVE. AS IN, THE NEW YEAR WILL RING IN AS I CLOSE FAMILY VIDEO. I HATE EVERYTHING. Side note: with holiday pay, I will end up getting 11 extra hours of money. So...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 20th

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How to be a 20-Something →

stoopidalex: proudryan: barebackcontessa: I feel like I need to read this every morning so I don’t forget. Relevant. This is both scary and awesome at the same time, which I suppose is what being in your twenties is supposed to be. Excuse me while this blows my mind.

Dec 20th

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I Admit:

I physically don’t understand when people can’t be honest with me. Seriously, just let it out. If you don’t like me, tell me. You don’t have to lie about who you hang out with. You don’t have to pretend like you consider me a friend. Stop being a bitch. Stop putting on an act. It’s sad that only a select few people make my time here the misery that it is. I just...

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

BUT WAIT...

Almost every documentary/foreign film I need to watch is on Netflix Instant View. I TAKE WHAT I SAID BACK I DON’T HATE EVERYTHING

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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Apologizing does not always mean that you are...

This is what I ALWAYS say. I’m always the one who has to say “sorry” to that dumb bitch because she doesn’t realize this is true. One day, maybe she’ll get a clue, too.

Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

Movies I Need to Re-watch Over Break:

-Inception -The Kids Are All Right -Winter’s Bone -The Town These are the movies that I really think deserve a second viewing, so I can observe the smaller details for my eventual dissecting of the Academy’s (most likely questionable) decisions. It’s been a while since I saw them, so I need to see them again in order to truly be able to understand everything, including the...

Dec 12th

Alex Trivilino is really good at talking me up to...

Thanks, Alex! This is now two lovely SPEC ladies who you have successfully made like me more. *flips hair*

Dec 11th

Currently listening to: a playlist entitled "Sad...

For all of my emo needs. Songs include! On My Own, Les Miserables You’ll Be in My Heart, Tarzan Wind Beneath My Wings, Bette Midler Still Hurting, The Last 5 Years Lily’s Eyes, Secret Garden

Dec 11th

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Kiss today goodbye...

And point me toward tomorrow.

Dec 11th

TNT's 'The Closer' To End Run Next Year →

THANK GOD. Get her off the Emmy nominee list and make room for someone else.

Dec 10th

Matt Damon In Talks To Join Neill Blomkamp's... →

YAY! Him and Sharlto Copley would make quite the dynamic duo.

Dec 10th